My day off.

Haircut -check. Groceries-check. Sell a bunch of clothes at consignment-check. Two AMAZING new dresses and a skirt for zero dollars resale-check. Happy hour-Check. Stumble home to find self locked out of apartment-check. Pouring rain-check. Crying phone calls-check. Locksmith trying to rip me off-check. Me laughing in his face-chiggidy check. Thirty dollar cab ride to sunset park & back to get spare set of keys-check. Finally at home with the kitties fed and AMAZING new dresses hanging up in the closet-PRICELESS.